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To The Manager Who Wants to Get The Message Across More Effectively!

So, what's your next staff training session going to be like?

Well, I suppose we'll brief the people on the things the people need to be briefed on and we'll do it… well, briefly… Then we'll show them the John Cleese video... they love that…

Uh huh. Of course you know some of your competitors are already using a revolutionary new service from Paul Jackson Associates that is guaranteed to bring any session to life. It also gets the message across more effectively.

We've already got an overhead projector thanks.

No. We're talking about comedy sketch material put together by a team of professionals who regularly work on TV, stage and radio with the likes of Hale and Pace, Steve Coogan, Paul Merton, Josie Lawrence…

Yes. Yes. Like I say, we've seen the funny training video. We all know it by heart here.

This isn't on video. It's a live performance staged by members of your own team with the help of a professional director and a script that is 100% specially prepared for you to present your business goals, your training points, your new launch, your health and safety regulations for emptying the office pencil sharpener… whatever you want.

Well that could be handy. It's only a matter of time before that sharpener has someone's finger off … but the problem is that according to my last meeting with payroll, Griff Rhys Jones and Dawn French don't work here… Not full time anyway.

Good. Because there are members of your team spunky enough to do an inside job even better. The preparation and performance are great fun for all those involved, help build the team, and focus attention on your message like nothing else.

Ok, but what if we're all a bit shy?

Then we can provide experienced performers to work alongside you. It's all part of the service, and we'll ring you soon with some of our smooth and oh-so-sophisticated chat-up lines, to find out what you might need.

Or perhaps I'll contact Paul Z Jackson first. I'm not that shy - as long as I still get to work the overhead projector!!


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